(Adapted from the song "Mr. Sandman")

Mr. Spamman, bring us a dream
Make it the nicest that we've ever seen
Let it be fun, and don't be a poser
And let us know that our lonesome nights are over.
Spamman, we're so alone
Don't have nobody to talk to at one,(am.) 
Please don't be so durn mean
Mr. Spamman, bring us a dream.



Mr. Spamman, bring us a dream
And please stop being so durn mean
Why not be nice, and start your self over
Or just hit the road, and head to Dover.
Spamman, please play fair
Or we'll have to sic Ken on you in his "funtowear"!
Please stop or we will scream 
Mr. Spamman, back off of our dream (blogsite)



Mr. Spamman, (male voice: "Yesss?") leave us alone
Or Nick and Rocky will send you packing home
Find something worthwhile to do
Or I wouldn't want to be you
Spamman, don't leave us sighin'
But Kenneth is pissed,( and we're not lyin'!)
So you can see, we're not buyin'!
So please stop bein' so durn mean
Mr Spamman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Spamman, bring us a dream.