This one's for Kenneth!

                                                                     

                                                       It's THE COFFEE SONG!
                           ( to be sung in the round- Like Row, Row, Row your boat is sung)

                                               C-O-F-F-E-E, Coffee is not for me,

                                         It's the drink that people wake up with,

                                         That is makes them nervous, is no myth,

                                slaves to the coffe cup, they can't give coffeee up!

                                                                (repeat)

 

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